1. A man is as young as the woman he feels.
2. Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
3. Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.
4. Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
5. Guys act like dicks to make up for what they dont have!
6. Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house during a power failure.
7. His finest hour lasted a minute and a half...
8. I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
9. I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
10. I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
11. I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
12. If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?
13. In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
14. Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.
15. Love is sxc love is blind i love nick he's all mine.
16. Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns.
17. My brain is my second favorite organ.
18. My wife/husband is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects.
19. Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
20. Smile...it's the second best thing to do with your lips.
21. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.
22. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.