1. A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
2. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
3. Eat, drink and be scary.
4. Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate!
5. Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
6. He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
7. How do you stop a Frankenstein biting his nails? Give him screws.
8. Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
9. Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
10. Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
11. Take a fright turn into the fright zone.
12. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
13. The graveyard shift is best. No bones about it!
14. True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.
15. What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler!
16. Where there is no imagination there is no Horror.
17. Why are skeletons scared? They are easily rattled.
18. Why do skeletons wear dark glasses? Camouflage.
19. Why was the mummy tense and stressed? He was all wound up .
20. Witch Parking Only! All others will be toad!