Funny Nicknames
Funny and laughing nicknames. Try it to laugh your girl of your msn buddy.
1. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
2. Any guy who can put up wid my shit deserves an award.
3. As an older more mature young adult your job is to… make fun of the little kids!
4. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
5. Booze is the answer. I don’t remember the question.
6. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
7. Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone I love.
8. Don’t steal, the government hates competition.
9. Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
10. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
11. Friends are like 4 leaf clovers hard to find but nice to have.
12. Girl don’t flaunt it, cause i don’t want it.
13. Grab a knife take your life, So pay the toll and achieve your goal, to be free is all i want to be!
14. He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
15. I’m a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I’m working.
16. I’m fat, but your ugly. I can diet.
17. I ain’t in love with you, what am I going trough?
18. I don’t play hard to get I play to get u hard.
19. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
20. I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
21. I just thought of something funny…your mother.
22. I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
23. I like your new face, but my monkey wants his ass back.
24. I might be sexy i might be sweet but without you i’m incomplete.
25. I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
26. I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
27. I wanna live ’til I die, no more, no less.
28. I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven.
29. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
30. If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate.
31. If Save Santa a trip…be naughty with me!
32. If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance.
33. Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced.
34. It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
35. Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away.
36. Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns!
37. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
38. My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
39. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
40. Never put a sock in a toaster.
41. Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend.
42. Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.
43. Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
44. Sex is kinky and a lot a fun, even if we are a little too young.
45. Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me.
46. Sweet yet loud, I’m cutie and proud.
47. Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
48. The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
49. The rich get richer and the poor get children.
50. The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.
51. There are more fish in the sea but watch out for tha sharks.
52. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
53. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
54. Trying is the first step towards failure.
55. We both know I’m the best, that’s why you never tell me.
56. When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better.
57. When life gives you hot guys…date them!
58. Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
